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One Liners | Part 4

The best first: When everything’s coming your way – perhaps you’re in the wrong direction on the highway?
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I have clean conscience. I haven’t used it once till now.

Chocolate is the best investment. You buy 100 g – you gain 2 kg!
 It’s all a matter of viewpoint. 250 lbs here on Earth is 94.5 lbs on Mercury. Fat? No. I’m just not on the right planet.
A cannibal came home late to family dinner. He got the cold shoulder.
 I do say no to drugs. It’s just they’re not so good at listening.
 You can’t fire me! Slaves can only be sold!!

Do I look like a suppository?
(No)
So why am I expected to crawl up my boss’s ass?
Joke woman

 “The trouble with internet quotes is that it’s extremely hard to ascertain their true origin.”
-
Martin Luther King
Pig joke

 That awkward moment when you enthusiastically try to tickle somebody who isn’t ticklish.
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