I have clean conscience. I haven’t used it once till now.
Chocolate is the best investment. You buy 100 g – you gain 2 kg!
It’s all a matter of viewpoint. 250 lbs here on
Earth is 94.5 lbs on Mercury. Fat? No. I’m just not on the right planet.
Seen enough one-liner?
Discover a new category!
I do say no to drugs. It’s just they’re not so
good at listening.
You can’t fire me! Slaves can only be sold!!
Do I look like a suppository?
(No)
So why am I expected to crawl up my boss’s ass?
“The trouble with internet quotes is that it’s
extremely hard to ascertain their true origin.”
-
Martin Luther King
That awkward moment when you enthusiastically
try to tickle somebody who isn’t ticklish.
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