I have clean conscience. I haven’t used it once till now.
Chocolate is the best investment. You buy 100 g – you gain 2 kg!
It’s all a matter of viewpoint. 250 lbs here on Earth is 94.5 lbs on
Mercury. Fat? No. I’m just not on the right planet.
A cannibal came home late to family dinner. He got the cold shoulder.
I do say no to drugs. It’s just they’re not so good at listening.
You can’t fire me! Slaves can only be sold!!
Do I look like a suppository?
So why am I expected to crawl up my
“The trouble with internet quotes is that it’s extremely hard to ascertain
their true origin.”
Martin Luther King
That awkward moment when you enthusiastically try to tickle somebody who
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