One Liners | Part 4

I have clean conscience. I haven’t used it once till now.

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Chocolate is the best investment. You buy 100 g – you gain 2 kg!

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 It’s all a matter of viewpoint. 250 lbs here on Earth is 94.5 lbs on Mercury. Fat? No. I’m just not on the right planet.

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 Seen enough one-liner? Discover a new category!

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I do say no to drugs. It’s just they’re not so good at listening.

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 You can’t fire me! Slaves can only be sold!!

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Do I look like a suppository?
(No)
So why am I expected to crawl up my boss’s ass?

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 “The trouble with internet quotes is that it’s extremely hard to ascertain their true origin.”
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Martin Luther King

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 That awkward moment when you enthusiastically try to tickle somebody who isn’t ticklish.

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