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Our Supreme Jokes | Part 5

The best first: 69. Why did my washing machine stop pumping out water?
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And more importantly, where is my hamster?


70. Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roast beef. Please call the manager! “

Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”


71.

I thought I’d tell you a good time travel joke – but you didn't like it.
72.

So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!
73.

“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.”

“Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.”

“And smart, too!”

74.

Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common?
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A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
75.

I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.

76.

I was picking up my girl. Her dad looked at me very sternly and said, "I want her home by midnight, young man!"
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I said, "What do you mean? You already own her home!"
77.

Do you know why women aren’t allowed in space?
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To avoid scenarios like: "Houston, we have a problem!"
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"What is the problem?"
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"Yeah, great, pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about!"
78.

Doctor: “Can you describe the snake that bit you?”
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Patient: “Yes. It looked like an angry rope. “


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