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Top Jokes | Part 4

Best first: Why do women live on average two years longer?
Because the time they spend parking doesn’t count.

Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye.
Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking.

Men 1845: I just killed a buffalo.

Men 1952: I just fixed the roof.

Men 2017: I just shaved my legs.
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.

So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”

One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!”

So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?”

That’s about as far as I remember.
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
The inventor of AutoCorrect is a stupid mass hole. He can fake right off.

A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.

A police officer stops a car.
Officer: “Your driver’s license please.”
Driver: “I’m really sorry, I forgot.”
Officer: “At home?”
Driver: “No, to do it.”
Why is women’s soccer so rare?
It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the teabag out of the vodka bottle.

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