One day, fridges will take their revenge. They will burst into your
bedroom in the middle of the night, switch the light on, stare at you for a
few minutes and then leave.
Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
Her pupils got out of control.
Why did the bee have sticky hair?
Because he was using a
honey-comb.
How to make an egg giggle?
Tell it a yolk.
What bird is the strongest lifter?
A crane.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva craving
for cookie. Get baking!
Why couldn't the pony sing his baby a lullaby?
She was a
little hoarse.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Who!
Who, who?
What are you, an owl?!
What did the tall chimney say to the small chimney?
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"Hey,
you’re way too young to smoke."
Two friends are talking, one says: “Man, I fell off a thirty-foot long
ladder yesterday.”
“Oh no, dude, are you alright?!” inquires the
other one, shocked.
“Yeah, I’m OK, I was only on the second rung
then.”
Two pigeons are sitting on a roof, watching a fighter plane streak
across the sky leaving a big condensation trail behind it.
“Wow, he
seems to be in a hurry,” observes one pigeon.
“And so would you if your butt was on fire?!”
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who! Who! Who!
Mummy, where were you when I was born?
In the hospital.
And daddy?
At work.
That’s great. So nobody was home when I
arrived.
How to measure a snake?
In inches. Snakes don’t have feet.
Little Johnny walks into a pet store and asks the shop assistant: “Could
you do me a big favor and throw me a fish please?”
“Why on Earth
would you want me to throw you a fish?!”
“Because I want to tell
everybody at home that I caught a fish.
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