Cute Jokes Part 2 | Very Sweet

The best first: Two fish are swimming about in a tank. One turns to another and wonders, “How exactly do you drive this thing?”
Our most popular catergories:

One day, fridges will take their revenge. They will burst into your bedroom in the middle of the night, switch the light on, stare at you for a few minutes and then leave.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
Her pupils got out of control.
Why did the bee have sticky hair?
Because he was using a honey-comb.
How to make an egg giggle?
Tell it a yolk.
What bird is the strongest lifter?
A crane.
Cute broom pun

Knock knock.
Who’s there?


Iva who?

Iva craving for cookie. Get baking!
Why couldn't the pony sing his baby a lullaby?

 She was a little hoarse.
Knock, Knock

Who’s there?


Who, who?

What are you, an owl?!
 What did the tall chimney say to the small chimney?
"Hey, you’re way too young to smoke."
Two friends are talking, one says: “Man, I fell off a thirty-foot long ladder yesterday.”

“Oh no, dude, are you alright?!” inquires the other one, shocked.

“Yeah, I’m OK, I was only on the second rung then.”
Two pigeons are sitting on a roof, watching a fighter plane streak across the sky leaving a big condensation trail behind it.
“Wow, he seems to be in a hurry,” observes one pigeon.
“And so would you if your butt was on fire?!”
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Repeat who?
Who! Who! Who!
Mummy, where were you when I was born?

In the hospital.

And daddy?

At work.

That’s great. So nobody was home when I arrived.
How to measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don’t have feet.
Little Johnny walks into a pet store and asks the shop assistant: “Could you do me a big favor and throw me a fish please?”
“Why on Earth would you want me to throw you a fish?!”
“Because I want to tell everybody at home that I caught a fish.
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