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Cute Jokes Part 2

The best first: Two fish are swimming about in a tank. One turns to another and wonders, “How exactly do you drive this thing?”
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One day, fridges will take their revenge. They will burst into your bedroom in the middle of the night, switch the light on, stare at you for a few minutes and then leave.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
Her pupils got out of control.
Why did the bee have sticky hair?
Because he was using a honey-comb.
How to make an egg giggle?
Tell it a yolk.
What bird is the strongest lifter?
A crane.
Cute broom pun

What did mama broom say to baby broom?

Time to go to sweep, baby.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?

Iva who?

Iva craving for cookie. Get baking!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?

Iva who?

Iva craving for cookie. Get baking!
Q: Which flower is the most talkative?
A: Tulips, of course, they can’t keep those lips shut!
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing his baby a lullaby?

A: She was a little hoarse.
Knock, Knock

Who’s there?


Who, who?

What are you, an owl?!
Q: What did the tall chimney say to the small chimney?

A: "Hey, you’re way too young to smoke."
Two friends are talking, one says: “Man, I fell off a thirty-foot long ladder yesterday.”

“Oh no, dude, are you alright?!” inquires the other one, shocked.

“Yeah, I’m OK, I was only on the second rung then.”
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Repeat who?
Who! Who! Who!
How does a monkey ring the doorbell?
King Kong! King Kong!
How to measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don’t have feet.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s really cold outside!

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