Our cute jokes will get you.
One day, fridges will take their revenge. They will burst into your
bedroom in the middle of the night, switch the light on, stare at you for a
few minutes and then leave.
Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
Her pupils got out of control.
Why did the bee have sticky hair?
Because he was using a
Daughter asks her mother, “Mum, how long have you been married to dad?”
“Oh, and how many years do you still have left?”
How to make an egg giggle?
Tell it a yolk.
What to call a bear who’s lost all its teeth? – A gummy bear!
What bird is the strongest lifter?
What did mama broom say to baby broom?
Time to go to sweep, baby.
What gives us milk and has one horn?
A milk truck.
for cookie. Get baking!
When can you be sure a snail is lying to you?
When he says he’s
Q: Which flower is the most talkative?
A: Tulips, of course,
they can’t keep those lips shut!
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing his baby a lullaby?
A: She was a
What are you, an owl?!
Q: What did the tall chimney say to the small chimney?
you’re way too young to smoke."
Two friends are talking, one says: “Man, I fell off a thirty-foot long
“Oh no, dude, are you alright?!” inquires the
other one, shocked.
“Yeah, I’m OK, I was only on the second rung
Who! Who! Who!
How does a monkey ring the doorbell?
King Kong! King Kong!
How to measure a snake?
In inches. Snakes don’t have feet.
Harry up, it’s really cold outside!