Cute Jokes Part 2 | Very Sweet

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One day, fridges will take their revenge. They will burst into your bedroom in the middle of the night, switch the light on, stare at you for a few minutes and then leave.

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
 
Her pupils got out of control.

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Why did the bee have sticky hair?
 
Because he was using a honey-comb.

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How to make an egg giggle?
 
Tell it a yolk.

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What bird is the strongest lifter?
 
A crane.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?

Iva.

Iva who?

Iva craving for cookie. Get baking!

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Why couldn't the pony sing his baby a lullaby?

 She was a little hoarse.

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Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Who!

Who, who?

What are you, an owl?!

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 What did the tall chimney say to the small chimney?
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"Hey, you’re way too young to smoke."

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Two friends are talking, one says: “Man, I fell off a thirty-foot long ladder yesterday.”

“Oh no, dude, are you alright?!” inquires the other one, shocked.

“Yeah, I’m OK, I was only on the second rung then.”

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Two pigeons are sitting on a roof, watching a fighter plane streak across the sky leaving a big condensation trail behind it.
 
“Wow, he seems to be in a hurry,” observes one pigeon.
 
“And so would you if your butt was on fire?!”

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Knock, Knock.
 
Who’s there?
 
Repeat.
 
Repeat who?
 
Who! Who! Who!

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Mummy, where were you when I was born?

In the hospital.

And daddy?

At work.

That’s great. So nobody was home when I arrived.

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How to measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don’t have feet.

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Little Johnny walks into a pet store and asks the shop assistant: “Could you do me a big favor and throw me a fish please?”
 
“Why on Earth would you want me to throw you a fish?!”
 
“Because I want to tell everybody at home that I caught a fish.

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