Fresh Chuck Norris Jokes for the year 2023 / 2022!
As Chuck Norris was leaving for college, he took his
father aside and told him: “Good luck, dad. You’re the man of the family
now.”
Chuck Norris shot 57 terrorists with two shots. The first one was a
warning shot.
There are, in fact, three sides to The Force. The dark
side, the light side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once made an onion cry.
Do you think Godzilla would win over Predator?
I guess we’ll never find out. There’s not much chance Chuck Norris would
let his pets fight each other.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have an alcohol problem.
But alcohol has a Chuck Norris problem.
Forget Chuck Norris. Sponge Bob can grill underwater!
Chuck Norris can color a coloring book …. WITH A
PENCIL!!!!
The scientists have finally agreed on what the Big
Bang really was.
-
Chuck Norris sneezed.
When Chuck Norris was born, he bit off the umbilical
cord himself.
Chuck Norris once had a race with time.
And who won?
Well, time is still running, isn’t it?
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