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New Chuck Norris Jokes 2022 and 2021

The best first: A very long time ago, Chuck Norris gave the Earth a good kick.
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It is still spinning.
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Fresh Chuck Norris Jokes for the year 2022 / 2021!

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Chuck Norris’ wife always immediately tells him why she’s angry.
As Chuck Norris was leaving for college, he took his father aside and told him: “Good luck, dad. You’re the man of the family now.”

Chuck Norris shot 57 terrorists with two shots. The first one was a warning shot.

There are, in fact, three sides to The Force. The dark side, the light side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once made an onion cry.
Do you think Godzilla would win over Predator?

I guess we’ll never find out. There’s not much chance Chuck Norris would let his pets fight each other.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have an alcohol problem.

But alcohol has a Chuck Norris problem.
Hilarious Chuck Norris Zombie Suggestion

Zombies were invented by Chuck Norris.

Because killing his enemies only once just wasn’t fun enough.
There was a time when Yoda was a 6 ft tall warrior with regular speech pattern.

Then he used the Force on Chuck Norris.
Most people blow bubbles with bubble gums.
 
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with T-bone steaks.
Forget Chuck Norris. Sponge Bob can grill underwater!
You know that saying, “Nobody’s perfect”? Chuck Norris takes it as a personal insult.
You know that saying, “Nobody’s perfect”? Chuck Norris takes it as a personal insult.
Chuck Norris can color a coloring book …. WITH A PENCIL!!!!
The scientists have finally agreed on what the Big Bang really was.
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Chuck Norris sneezed.
When Chuck Norris was born, he bit off the umbilical cord himself.
Chuck Norris once had a race with time.

And who won?

Well, time is still running, isn’t it?
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