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New Chuck Norris Jokes 2023 and 2022

The best first: A very long time ago, Chuck Norris gave the Earth a good kick.
It is still spinning.
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Fresh Chuck Norris Jokes for the year 2023 / 2022!

As Chuck Norris was leaving for college, he took his father aside and told him: “Good luck, dad. You’re the man of the family now.”

Chuck Norris shot 57 terrorists with two shots. The first one was a warning shot.

There are, in fact, three sides to The Force. The dark side, the light side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once made an onion cry.
Do you think Godzilla would win over Predator?

I guess we’ll never find out. There’s not much chance Chuck Norris would let his pets fight each other.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have an alcohol problem.

But alcohol has a Chuck Norris problem.
Hilarious Chuck Norris Zombie Suggestion

Forget Chuck Norris. Sponge Bob can grill underwater!
Chuck Norris can color a coloring book …. WITH A PENCIL!!!!
The scientists have finally agreed on what the Big Bang really was.
Chuck Norris sneezed.
When Chuck Norris was born, he bit off the umbilical cord himself.
Chuck Norris once had a race with time.

And who won?

Well, time is still running, isn’t it?
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