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New Chuck Norris Jokes 2018

The best first: A very long time ago, Chuck Norris gave the Earth a good kick.
It is still spinning.

Fresh Chuck Norris Jokes for the year 2018!

As Chuck Norris was leaving for college, he took his father aside and told him: “Good luck, dad. You’re the man of the family now.”

Chuck Norris shot 57 terrorists with two shots. The first one was a warning shot.

Forget Chuck Norris. Sponge Bob can grill underwater!
The scientists have finally agreed on what the Big Bang really was.
Chuck Norris sneezed.
When Chuck Norris was born, he bit off the umbilical cord himself.
Chuck Norris once had a race with time.

And who won?

Well, time is still running, isn’t it?
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