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Chuck Norris’ wife always immediately tells him why
she’s angry.
As Chuck Norris was leaving for college, he took his
father aside and told him: “Good luck, dad. You’re the man of the family
now.”
Chuck Norris shot 57 terrorists with two shots. The first one was a
warning shot.
There are, in fact, three sides to The Force. The dark
side, the light side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once made an onion cry.
Do you think Godzilla would win over Predator?
I guess we’ll never find out. There’s not much chance Chuck Norris would
let his pets fight each other.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have an alcohol problem.
But alcohol has a Chuck Norris problem.
Zombies were invented by Chuck Norris.
Because killing his enemies only once just wasn’t fun enough.
There was a time when Yoda was a 6 ft tall warrior
with regular speech pattern.
Then he used the Force on Chuck Norris.
Most people blow bubbles with bubble gums.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with T-bone steaks.
Forget Chuck Norris. Sponge Bob can grill underwater!
You know that saying, “Nobody’s perfect”? Chuck Norris
takes it as a personal insult.
You know that saying, “Nobody’s perfect”? Chuck Norris
takes it as a personal insult.
Chuck Norris can color a coloring book …. WITH A
PENCIL!!!!
The scientists have finally agreed on what the Big
Bang really was.
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Chuck Norris sneezed.
When Chuck Norris was born, he bit off the umbilical
cord himself.
Chuck Norris once had a race with time.
And who won?
Well, time is still running, isn’t it?
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