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New Chuck Norris Jokes 2018

The best first: A very long time ago, Chuck Norris gave the Earth a good kick.
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It is still spinning.
 
 

Fresh Chuck Norris Jokes for the year 2018!


As Chuck Norris was leaving for college, he took his father aside and told him: “Good luck, dad. You’re the man of the family now.”

Chuck Norris shot 57 terrorists with two shots. The first one was a warning shot.

Forget Chuck Norris. Sponge Bob can grill underwater!
The scientists have finally agreed on what the Big Bang really was.
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Chuck Norris sneezed.
When Chuck Norris was born, he bit off the umbilical cord himself.
Chuck Norris once had a race with time.

And who won?

Well, time is still running, isn’t it?
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