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Very Good Chuck Norris Jokes | Part 9

The best first: Fear of Friday 13th is called friggatriskaidekaphobia. Fear of clowns is called coulrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called common sense.
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Chuck Norris donates blood every month. Just not his own.

Chuck Noris died... but he's already feeling a lot better!
There are 156 things in a room Chuck Norris could kill you with, the room itself included.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with well-done beef steaks.
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In the Star Wars they always say “May the Force be with you.” They actually mean Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris killed the Dead Sea.
Chuck Norris doesn’t bother with sunscreen. If he’s had enough tan, he just looks at the Sun and says, “No!”
Once, a false alarm was raised when a bystander thought Chuck Norris was attempting to slit his wrists. He was just sharpening his knives.

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