Chuck Norris was once bitten by a black mamba. After three days of
agony, the black mamba died.
If you seek a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, try checking the extinct
species list.Mr. Norris once ate a whole cake before
anybody could warn him that there was a stripper inside.
Why do children cry when they are born? They know they've entered a world
with Chuck Norris in it.
They once did a Survivor episode with a bunch of people and Chuck Norris
being dropped off on a deserted island. There were no survivors and nobody’s
had the guts yet to go there and pick up the filmed material.
Chuck Norris. The only man who can garrote you with your wireless mouse.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He squeezes the needed information out of
The Apple customer support did as Chuck asked and speedily installed Android
on his iPhone.
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