Short Chuck Norris Jokes | Part 7
Best first: Bill Gates lives in constant fear that
Chuck Norris' PC would crash.
Chuck Norris won't ever experience a heart attack – the heart is
smarter than to even dream of attacking him.
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. Chuck Norris pushes the Earth away from
When Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy, Chuck Norris caught the bullets with
his own bare hands. JFK's head exploded simply because he was so overawed.
Chuck Norris can fart even when he has diarrhea.
made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
There are no steroids in baseball, only players Chuck Norris breathed on.
When Chuck Norris breaks wind, a fly dies in Africa.
of the best Chuck Norris jokes