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Short Chuck Norris Jokes | Part 7

The best first: Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC would crash.
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No one can lick their own elbow. Chuck Norris can lick them both.
Chuck Norris won't ever experience a heart attack – the heart wouldn't even dream of attacking him.

Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. Chuck Norris pushes the Earth away from him.
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Chuck Norris never sleeps. He waits.
Chuck Norris is so well endowed, long-distance relationships aren't a problem.
Chuck Norris to Darth Vader: “I am your father, Darth.”
Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people.

Then the grenade exploded.
Chuck Norris got lost in a forest once. Nobody’s seen that forest since.
There are no steroids in baseball, only players Chuck Norris breathed on.
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