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Short Chuck Norris Jokes | Part 7

The best first: Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC would crash.
 
Chuck Norris won't ever experience a heart attack – the heart is smarter than to even dream of attacking him.

Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. Chuck Norris pushes the Earth away from him.
 JFK Joke Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never sleeps. He waits.
Chuck Norris can fart even when he has diarrhea.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.

There are no steroids in baseball, only players Chuck Norris breathed on.
When Chuck Norris breaks wind, a fly dies in Africa.
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