No one can lick their own elbow. Chuck Norris can lick them both.
Chuck Norris won't ever experience a heart attack – the heart
wouldn't even dream of attacking him.
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. Chuck Norris pushes the Earth away from
Chuck Norris never sleeps. He waits.
Chuck Norris is so well endowed, long-distance relationships aren't a
Chuck Norris to Darth Vader: “I am your father,
Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed 50
Then the grenade exploded.
Chuck Norris got lost in a forest once. Nobody’s seen that forest since.
There are no steroids in baseball, only players Chuck Norris breathed on.
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