We are finally certain why the universe expands. It is trying to get as
far away from Chuck Norris as possible.
How many push-ups did Chuck Norris do?
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He did them all.
Chuck Norris doesn't know fear. But fear knows him.
There was once a street named after Chuck Norris but
they had to change the name quite quickly. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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