Chuck Norris Funny | Part 6

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We are finally certain why the universe expands. It is trying to get as far away from Chuck Norris as possible.

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How many push-ups did Chuck Norris do?
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He did them all.

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Chuck Norris doesn't know fear. But fear knows him.

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Contrary to legends, Chuck Norris does need a double. But he only uses him for scenes where he's supposed to cry.

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There was once a street named after Chuck Norris but they had to change the name quite quickly. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris looks directly into the sun, the sun has to squint.

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