Chuck Norris can magic a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can really kill
Chuck Norris once played the Russian Roulette with a
fully loaded gun and won.
Some children can pee their names into snow. Chuck Norris pees his in
The Holy Grail has never been recovered because
nobody is so brave as to ask Chuck Norris for his favorite coffee mug.
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