Chuck Norris can magic a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris naps with his eyes open!
Chuck Norris is the only person who can really kill
time.
Some children can pee their names into snow. Chuck Norris pees his in
cement.
The Holy Grail has never been recovered because
nobody is so brave as to ask Chuck Norris for his favorite coffee mug.
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