Chuck Norris can rob a bank - through phone banking!
There is no use crying over spilt milk. Unless, of
course, that milk belonged to Chuck Norris.
It doesn’t matter what Chuck Norris cooks when he asks you over. It just
tastes divine!!
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. His descendants are known
today as giraffes.What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris
victim? - His foot. When it looks like
margarine, smells like margarine, tastes like margarine but Chuck Norris
says that it’s butter, then it is butter. Period.Chuck Norris worked for FBI for a
while as a terrorist negotiator. His job was simply to call the terrorist
and say, “This is Chuck Norris.”Chuck Norris doesn't need
to flush the toilet. He simply goes "Boo!" and anything in the bowl
promptly rushes away.Next Part
of the best Chuck Norris jokes
