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Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes | Part 4

The best first: When monsters go to bed, they check underneath for Chuck Norris.
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 Chuck Norris can rob a bank - through phone banking!

There is no use crying over spilt milk. Unless, of course, that milk belonged to Chuck Norris. 
Chuck Norris’ wife always immediately tells him why she’s angry.
It doesn’t matter what Chuck Norris cooks when he asks you over. It just tastes divine!!
Chuck Norris can spread crunchy peanut butter on a slice of soft toast bread.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. His descendants are known today as giraffes.
Chuck Norris worked for FBI for a while as a terrorist negotiator. His job was simply to call the terrorist and say, “This is Chuck Norris.”
Chuck Norris doesn't need to flush the toilet. He simply goes "Boo!" and anything in the bowl promptly rushes away.
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