Chuck Norris can rob a bank - through phone banking!
There is no use crying over spilt milk. Unless, of course, that milk
belonged to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’ wife always immediately tells him why
she’s angry.
It doesn’t matter what Chuck Norris cooks when he
asks you over. It just tastes divine!!
Chuck Norris can spread crunchy peanut butter on a
slice of soft toast bread.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. His
descendants are known today as giraffes.
Chuck Norris worked for FBI for a while as a terrorist
negotiator. His job was simply to call the terrorist and say, “This is
Chuck Norris.”
Chuck Norris doesn't need to flush the toilet. He
simply goes "Boo!" and anything in the bowl promptly rushes away.
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