Chuck Norris can rob a bank - through phone banking!
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just naps in the ground
for a bit.
It doesn’t matter what Chuck Norris cooks when he asks you over. It just
tastes divine!!
Chuck Norris only drinks from a straw. It is impossible for him to unclench
his fists and hold a glass.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. His descendants are known
today as giraffes.
There is no use crying over spilt milk. Unless, of course, that milk
belonged to Chuck Norris.
Even though he can, naturally,
Chuck Norris never swims, the water holds Chuck Norris up.
What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris
victim? His foot.
Chuck Norris is a coward. If he weren't,
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