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Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes | Part 4

The best first: When monsters go to bed, they check underneath for Chuck Norris.
 Chuck Norris can rob a bank - through phone banking!

Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just naps in the ground for a bit. 
It doesn’t matter what Chuck Norris cooks when he asks you over. It just tastes divine!!
 Chuck Norris only drinks from a straw. It is impossible for him to unclench his fists and hold a glass.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. His descendants are known today as giraffes.
There is no use crying over spilt milk. Unless, of course, that milk belonged to Chuck Norris.
Even though he can, naturally, Chuck Norris never swims, the water holds Chuck Norris up.

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
 Chuck Norris worked for FBI for a while as a terrorist negotiator. His job was simply to call the terrorist and say, “This is Chuck Norris.”
Once, a false alarm was raised when a bystander thought Chuck Norris was attempting to slit his wrists. He was just sharpening his knives.
 Keyboard Joke Chuck Norris
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