Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute didn’t open. He went back to
the store the following day to claim a refund.
Mr. Norris doesn't use condoms. There is no protection against Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was born to his aunt because nobody would dare to date his
Chuck Norris once told his grandma that he wants three dumplings – AND
HE ONLY GOT THREE DUMPLINGS!
When Chuck Norris farts, the world becomes a warmer place.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
Or the Islands,
as they are now known.
What happens when Chuck Norris says “Sit” to his dog? - All the people
within hearing distance sit down. There was a rumor circulating once that Chuck Norris lost a fight with a
pirate. That is naturally nonsense. It turned out that Chuck Norris started
this rumor himself to attract more pirates.
Chuck Norris had a word with Kim Jong Un. Kim is now preparing his people
for an even dearer leader.
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