Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute didn’t open. He went back
to the store the following day to claim a refund.
The police are on the run after Chuck Norris robbed a
Chuck Norris got lost in a forest. Nobody has ever
seen the forest again.
Mr. Norris doesn't use condoms. There is no
protection against Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was born to his aunt because nobody
would dare to date his mother.
Chuck Norris once told his grandma that he wants
three dumplings – AND HE ONLY GOT THREE DUMPLINGS!
When Chuck Norris farts, the world becomes a warmer
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
Or the Islands, as they are now known.
What happens when Chuck Norris says “Sit” to his dog?
All the people within hearing distance sit down.
There was a rumor circulating once that Chuck Norris
lost a fight with a pirate. That is naturally nonsense. It turned out
that Chuck Norris started this rumor himself to attract more pirates.
Chuck Norris had a word with Kim Jong Un. Kim is now
preparing his people for an even dearer leader.
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