Chuck Norris has been to Mars already; he’s the
reason there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute didn’t open. He went back
to the store the following day to claim a refund.
Chuck Norris got lost in a forest. Nobody has ever
seen the forest again.
Mr. Norris doesn't use condoms. There is no
protection against Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can fart even when he has diarrhea.Chuck Norris was born to his aunt because nobody
would dare to date his mother.
Chuck Norris once told his grandma that he wants
three dumplings – AND HE ONLY GOT THREE DUMPLINGS!
When Chuck Norris farts, the world becomes a warmer
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
Or the Islands, as they are now known.
Crop circles aren’t alien creations. They are places
where Chuck Norris has been practicing his roundhouse kicks.
What happens when Chuck Norris says “Sit” to his dog?
All the people within hearing distance sit down.
There was a rumor circulating once that Chuck Norris
lost a fight with a pirate. That is naturally nonsense. It turned out
that Chuck Norris started this rumor himself to attract more pirates.
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