Chuck Norris doesn't do fishing. He says, "You, you and you, out!" and
off he goes with three fish.
Chuck Norris naps with his eyes open!
The wheelchair symbols at parking lots don't mean that the places are
reserved for the disabled. They are an express warning that the place
belongs to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cannot close his eyes, his eyelids are too terrified of being
seen by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a little sister. Her name is Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris is so well endowed, long-distance relationships aren't a
Chuck Norris keeps a diary. It's known as the Guinness Book of Records.
What happens when Chuck Norris says “Sit” to his dog?
All the people
within hearing distance sit down.
of the best Chuck Norris jokes