Chuck Norris doesn't do fishing. He says, "You, you and you, out!"
Contrary to legends, Chuck Norris does need a double.
But he only uses him for scenes where he's supposed to cry.
When it looks like margarine, smells like margarine,
tastes like margarine but Chuck Norris says that it’s butter, then it
is butter. Period.
When Chuck Norris looks directly into the sun, the
sun has to squint.
Somebody asked Chuck Norris to please stop giving
roundhouse kicks to people all the time.
Historians agree this
was one of the biggest mistakes ever made.
The wheelchair symbols at parking lots don't mean that the places are
reserved for the disabled. They are an express warning that the place
belongs to Chuck Norris.
The police are on the run after Chuck Norris robbed a
bank.
Chuck Norris keeps a diary. It's known as the Guinness Book of Records.
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