Chuck Norris Jokes | Sayings | Part 2

The best first: Chuck Norris is known to have won an argument with his wife.


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Chuck Norris doesn't do fishing. He says, "You, you and you, out!"

Chuck Norris naps with his eyes open!
Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made of real cowboys!
Chuck Norris only farts to kill.
The wheelchair symbols at parking lots don't mean that the places are reserved for the disabled. They are an express warning that the place belongs to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris keeps a diary. It's known as the Guinness Book of Records.
No one can lick their own elbow. Chuck Norris can lick them both.
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