What is the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Cute little bunny walks into a pharmacy and asks if
they have carrot ice cream.
“No. This is a pharmacy. We don’t sell ice cream.”
Bunny leaves. But it comes back the next day and again asks, “Do you
have carrot ice cream?”
“No, Bunny! This is a pharmacy. We don’t sell ice cream!“
Bunny leaves – but comes again the next day. And the next day, and so
on, until after about two weeks, the pharmacist caves in and personally
gets carrot ice cream for the next time the bunny comes.
The bunny does come, and again asks, “Do you have carrot ice cream?”
“Today, Bunny, today we do!” smiles the pharmacist.
The bunny says: “Well then don't eat it. It tastes horrible!“
If somebody calls you ugly, you can just say, “You’ve
mistaken me for your mirror again, didn’t you?
A venomous snake bites a guy.
His friend screams, “Oh no, you’ve only got 10 minutes to live! This
is a brutally venomous snake!”
The guy says, “Ok, call the
doctor and make it bite me again and again so I can gain some time!”
What did 0 say to 8?
Hey, nice belt!
Raphael runs to his father and starts talking to him
urgently, “Dad, dad…”
His father turns to him angrily and says, “I’ve had it with you
constantly interrupting me. From now on you’ll speak only when I’ve
asked you something!”
Raphael thinks for a second and continues, “OK dad, can you please ask
me if you’ve forgotten to put in the handbrake and if your car is now
rolling down the road?”
Two bears are observing an approaching group of
knights in shiny armors.
“Ah well,” sighs one of them,
“canned lunch it is.”
A ten-year-old boy comes to his mom and asks her for
“Sure thing, darling, but first, what’s the magic word?”
“Wow,” the boy shakes his head, “they really put a password on
everything these days!”
Teacher: Marvin, please go outside the door and stay
Teacher: Because your jabbering is very disruptive and nobody wants to
listen to it.
Marvin: Then perhaps you should come along with me.
What is the preferred food of runners?
Father: And, how do you like going to school?
Son: Well, the going bit is OK, the coming home bit is fine too, but the
time in between kind of ruins it!
What do you call a bull that likes taking a
Why do some fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Two mice meet.
"Look," says one, "I've got a new boyfriend!"
and shows the other mouse a picture on her mobile phone.
my God,” yells the other mouse, “that’s a bat!”
guy told me he was a pilot!”
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