Our Funniest Jokes | Part 2
Teaser: Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye
Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?
Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.“
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- Secretary: “Doctor, the invisible man has come. He says he has an
Doctor: “Tell him I can't see him.”
- Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant
says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with
- I just watched my colleague throw away a whole batch of
I thought to myself, “Oh my gosh, all those unlucky people!”
But then it dawned on me – hey, we don't need people with bad luck
in our company!
- "I really don't know which kid I'm supposedly being unfair
to, according to my wife, Thomas, Anton, or the fat, ugly one?"
- Wait for me honey, I’m just finishing my make-up.
You don’t need make-up, Jane.
Oh, Richard…. really? That is so sweet of you!
You need plastic surgery.
- They say you cannot outrun a bear. True, but don’t panic, usually
it is enough to outrun the chubbiest member of your hiking group."
- Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?"
"So you can all be really sad when I die."
- Yesterday I learned that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off a man
within 15 minutes.
Unfortunately, I also lost my job at the local swimming pool.
- I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently
9 out of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea.
I can’t stop thinking about that tenth person who apparently enjoyed
- One worm talks to another, “You know George, I’ve had enough of
this life. I’m throwing myself in front of a chicken.
- A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most
men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
- At an interview: “So you’d be starting off at 20 000, but later on
it can go up to 40 000.”
“Excellent, I’ll start later on.”
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