Your mama is so fat
she looks at the menu in a restaurant and simply says, "OK."
Yo mama is so hairy, she keeps getting stuck on the escalator.
Yo mama is so stupid. She gets a second opinion from the same
Yes, I did spit your mother in the face but that was only because her
mustache was on fire.
Yo mama is twice the man you’ll ever be.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walks past a television, you miss all three parts
of the Lord of the Rings.
Your moms butt hair is so long she always has to fight being pulled
into the toilet when she flushes.
Chuck Norris is afraid of your mother.
When your mom farts, even the skunks outside have problems breathing.
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YO MAMA JOKES
Yo Mama Jokes - Part 1
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