Your Mother Jokes | Part 2

 

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Your mama is so fat she looks at the menu in a restaurant and simply says, "OK."

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Yo mama is so hairy, she keeps getting stuck on the escalator.

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Yo mama is so stupid. She gets a second opinion from the same doctor.

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Yes, I did spit your mother in the face but that was only because her mustache was on fire.

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Yo mama is twice the man you’ll ever be.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she walks past a television, you miss all three parts of the Lord of the Rings.

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Your moms butt hair is so long she always has to fight being pulled into the toilet when she flushes.

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Chuck Norris is afraid of your mother.

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When your mom farts, even the skunks outside have problems breathing.

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