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Part 5: Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

The best first: Yo mama is so ugly she can stop a mob. 
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Your mother is so ugly, your father takes her with him to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her.
Yo momma's so ugly she once threw a boomerang and it refused to come back to her.
Mama Dog

Yo mama is so ugly that even the family dog refuses to lick her face.
Your mom is so ugly, people break into her house just to close the curtains.
Mother Phonebook

Yo mama has more chins than a chinese phone book!
NATO is thinking to send your mom to Ukraine to repel the Russians.

When your mother looks out of the window, SATAN starts vomiting.

Your mom is so ugly, the FBI is using her as a flash grenade.
Ugly Mirrow

Your mother is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the mirror gasps, "Whoa, no, I quit!"

When I see yo mama, I feel pretty again.
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