Part 5: Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

 

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Your mother is so ugly, your father takes her with him to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her.

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Yo momma's so ugly she once threw a boomerang and it refused to come back to her.

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Yo mama is so ugly that even the family dog refuses to lick her face.

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Your mom is so ugly, people break into her house just to close the curtains.

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Yo mama has more chins than a chinese phone book!

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NATO is thinking to send your mom to Ukraine to repel the Russians.

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When your mother looks out of the window, SATAN starts vomiting.

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Your mom is so ugly, the FBI is using her as a flash grenade.

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Your mother is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the mirror gasps, "Whoa, no, I quit!"

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When I see yo mama, I feel pretty again.

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