Your mom is so fat, when she falls down in Wyoming, a bike falls
down in China.
Yo mama's so fat, Ebola wouldn't know where to start.
Your mom buys the All You Can Eat Menu twice.
Your mother is so hairy that when she goes to walk your dog, she is the
first to get petted.
Your mom works for China as a rocket
Yo mama so ugly, when she sits down on a
sandy beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so fat – she puts on a gray T-shirt and people mistake her for the
Why does your mum laugh when she runs across a meadow?
grass tickles her nuts.
Your mother has to peep when she
Yo mama is so poor that ducks throw bread
Yo mama is twice the man you’ll ever be.
Yo mama's so grim,
the McDonalds she works for gave up on Happy Meals.
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* A small note. It is NOT OK to use YO MAMA JOKES, even though
they are hilarious, to make actual people feel bad. Nobody
really wins in that game and even when people laugh with you at
the time, you won't ever get any friends this way.
Everything you send out will have an influence on you, so better
send out something positive. And while you're doing that, enjoy
these truly mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic