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Funny Yo Mama Jokes  | Part 7 *
(for academic purposes only)
 

  
 
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on the scale, it goes: "We don't do livestock".
Yo mama is so fat when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven and had to go to hell.
Your mom’s so fat, she’s round even in Minecraft.
Until your mom was born, whales had no natural enemies.
Yo mama so fat she has to get two seats on an airplane.
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But she’s OK with that because it means two meals.
You know why yo mama has such a flat head in the back?
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Because the toilet cover keeps falling on her head when she’s drinking.
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of your family!
Yo mama is so hideous, she once went to a hair salon and told the hairdresser to cut her hair - and then she opened her blouse!
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* A small note. It's NOT OK to use YO MAMA JOKES, hilarious as they are, against actual people. Putting people down is a game nobody really wins, even when others laugh with you at the time, it has never won anybody any friends.
 
Everything you do will have an influence on you, so better give out something positive. And while you're doing that, enjoy these truly mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!





 
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