Yo mama's so fat when she steps on the scale, it goes: "We don't
Your mama's so fat that if she tried to
bungee jump, she’d go straight to hell!
Yo mama is so fat when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven and had to
go to hell.
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of your family!
Yo mama's so fat every time she takes a walk in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama is so hideous, she once went to a hair salon and told the
hairdresser to cut her hair - and then she opened her blouse!
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* A small note. It's NOT OK to use YO MAMA JOKES, hilarious as
they are, against actual people. Putting people down is a game
nobody really wins, even when others laugh with you at the time,
it has never won anybody any friends.
Everything you do
will have an influence on you, so better give out something
positive. And while you're doing that, enjoy these truly mean
and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!