People jog around your mum for exercise.
Your mom has to comb her back.
Yo momma's so fat and old that when God said, "Let there be light," he had
to ask her to move out of the way.
Yo mama's name is Joe
and she's the hairiest in the zoo.
Your mother is so fat
she looks at the menu in a restaurant and simply says, "OK."
Yo mama so fat, she needs two SD cards when she wants to save a selfie.
Your mom’s butt hair is so long it regularly gets stuck in her zipper.
When yo mama comes home, the family dog is hiding.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy she looks like she has two hippies in a
Google Earth called - your mom is too fat!
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* A small note: It is NOT OK to use YO MAMA JOKES, even the
really funny ones, to make actual people feel crap. Nobody
really wins a game like that and even when people laugh with you
at the time, it has never gotten anybody any friends.
Everything you give out will have an influence on you, sooner or
later, so better give out something positive. And while you're
doing that, why not enjoy these truly mean and ridiculously
funny jokes, for academic purposes!