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Yo Mama | Your Mom Jokes | Part 6 *
(for academic purposes only)
 

  
 
People jog around your mum for exercise.
Your mom has to comb her back.
Yo momma's so fat and old that when God said, "Let there be light," he had to ask her to move out of the way.
Yo mama's name is Joe and she's the hairiest in the zoo.
Your mother is so fat she looks at the menu in a restaurant and simply says, "OK."
Yo mama so fat, she needs two SD cards when she wants to save a selfie.
Your mom’s butt hair is so long it regularly gets stuck in her zipper.
 When yo mama comes home, the family dog is hiding.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy she looks like she has two hippies in a headlock.
Google Earth called - your mom is too fat!
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* A small note: It is NOT OK to use YO MAMA JOKES, even the really funny ones, to make actual people feel crap. Nobody really wins a game like that and even when people laugh with you at the time, it has never gotten anybody any friends.
 
Everything you give out will have an influence on you, sooner or later, so better give out something positive. And while you're doing that, why not enjoy these truly mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!





 
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