Yo mama's so ugly that even the family dog refuses to lick her
Yo mama's so fat she had to be baptized in Sea
Your mom is so fat she darkens our classroom every time she comes to pick
you up from school.
Yo momma just called, you are to pick up your dad from ballet.
Yo mama so fat that when she got run over by a truck, she was totally fine,
but the truck got stuck in her belly button.
How do you get your momma in the house?
You grease the door frames
and throw a biscuit inside.
When your mother goes swimming, all kids are screaming, "Who's going to get
to the island first!
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* A small note: It's NOT OK to use YO MAMA JOKES, even though
they are hilarious, to make actual people feel bad. In that
game, nobody really wins, and although some people may be
laughing, you won't get any real friends that way.
Everything you send out will have an influence on you, so best
send out something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these
mean and terribly funny jokes, for academic purposes!