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Mama Jokes | Part 4 *
(for academic purposes only)
 

  
 
When your mother lies on her stomach, she gets vertigo!
We don't need a wall.

We can just put up a line of posters of your mom.
Yo mama steals your pocket money.
Your dad drives your mama to work with a forklift.
Yo mama so fat, she works as an outdoor cinema screen.
When your mom farts, even the skunks outside have problems breathing.
Yo Mama has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
They banned your mother from Walmart.
Your mama so dumb, she sold her car to have money for the gas!
Your mama's so fat and old, she was the reason Dracula vanished – she gave him diabetes.

Yo mama has this running joke that she goes to the bathroom and when she walks out, announces loudly how she’s 30 lb lighter.
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Sadly, this is true.
When yo mama says, “Hey, I’m only a human,” the scales from the bathroom yells, “Two and a half human!”
When I see yo mama, I feel pretty again.
NASA called. Your mother is taking us out of Sun's orbit.
Yo mama so fat, the selfie stick just ain’t long enough for her.
Bob the Builder once saw your mum, he said, "No, we can't fix this."
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* A small note. It's NOT OK to use YO MAMA JOKES, even the super funny ones, to make actual people feel crap. That's not a way to win friends, even when some people may be laughing at the time.
 
Everything you give out will influence you, so better give out something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these really mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!





 
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