Your mother pooped in our backyard. Put it away please.
When your mother lies on her stomach, she gets vertigo!
mama steals your pocket money.
When your mom farts, even
the skunks outside have problems breathing.
Yo Mama has
more chins than a Chinese phone book!
They banned your
mother from Walmart.
Your mama so dumb, she sold her car to
have money for the gas!
Your mama's so fat and old, she was the reason Dracula vanished – she gave
When yo mama says, “Hey, I’m only a
human,” the scales from the bathroom yells, “One and a half human!”
Yo mama so fat, the selfie stick just ain’t long enough for her.
Yo mama so hideous, she can’t attract even the mosquitos!
Bob the Builder once saw your mum, he said, "No, we can't fix this."
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* A small note. It's NOT OK to use YO MAMA JOKES, even the super
funny ones, to make actual people feel crap. That's not a way to
win friends, even when some people may be laughing at the time.
Everything you give out will influence you, so better give
out something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these
really mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!