Your mother pooped in our backyard. Put it away please.
When your mother lies on her stomach, she gets vertigo!
mama steals your pocket money.
Your dad drives your mama to
work with a forklift. There’s no way she’d fit in the car.
mama so fat, she works as an outdoor cinema screen.
When your mom farts, even
the skunks outside have problems breathing.
Yo Mama has
more chins than a Chinese phone book!
They banned your
mother from Walmart.
Yo mama was recently mistaken for a changing
room in Walmart.
Your mama so dumb, she sold her car to
have money for the gas!
Your mama's so fat and old, she was the reason Dracula vanished – she gave
Yo mama has this running joke that she goes to the
bathroom and when she walks out, announces loudly how she’s 30 lb lighter.
Sadly, this is true.
When yo mama says, “Hey, I’m only a
human,” the scales from the bathroom yells, “One and a half human!”
Yo mama so fat, the selfie stick just ain’t long enough for her.
Yo mama so hideous, she can’t attract even the mosquitos!
Bob the Builder once saw your mum, he said, "No, we can't fix this."
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* A small note. It's NOT OK to use YO MAMA JOKES, even the super
funny ones, to make actual people feel crap. That's not a way to
win friends, even when some people may be laughing at the time.
Everything you give out will influence you, so better give
out something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these
really mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!