Yo mama so fat, earthquake warning was issued when she went out
for a walk.
Your mother's so fat, Moby Dick looks like a Tic Tac next to her.
Your moms butt hair is so long she always has to fight being pulled into the
toilet when she flushes.
Your mom so into food, she brings a spoon to the Super Bowl.
A bus crashed into your mom. Your mom turned around and yelled: “Hey,
which one of y’all threw the stone?”
Yo mamma looks so terrible, she went into a haunted house on a dare
and came out with a new job.
Yo mamma is so fat – when she gets into a lift it only goes down.
Yo mama is so fat when she leaves the house in high heels, she comes home in
Yo mama is the strongest one in prison.
Yo mama received an official ban on jumping. NASA calculated there’s too
much of a risk she’d be taking us out of orbit.
Yo mama is so fat she has to put a “Detour” sign around her neck when she
goes out for a walk.
Chuck Norris is afraid of your mother.
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* A little note: It is very much NOT OK to use YO MAMA JOKES,
even though they are hilarious, to make actual people feel crap.
In that game, nobody wins and even when people laugh with you at
the time, you'll never get any real friends that way.
Everything you send out will have an influence on you, so better
send out something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these
horribly mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic