Yo mama's so fat, last time she went for a swim in the ocean,
some Japanese boat tried to harpoon her.
Yo mama's so fat, her bellybutton gets home quarter of an hour before she
Yo mama so old, her passport states her birth date as “Jurassic Period”.
Your mama's so fat that if she tried to
bungee jump, she’d go straight to hell!
Your mother is so ugly, when she looks in the
mirror, the mirror gasps, "Whoa, no, I quit!"
Yo mama has legs like a
gazelle. Maybe not as thin but definitely that hairy.
When your mother looks out of the window, Satan starts vomiting.
I met your mom yesterday, she seemed like a very nice guy.
Who races the freeway at a 100
Yo mama with a McDonalds gift voucher.
Yes, I did spit your mother in the face but that was only because her
mustache was on fire.
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* A small note: It is NOT OK to use YO MAMA JOKES, although
they're very funny, to make actual people feel bad. People may
laugh with you, but you'll never get any friends that way.
Everything you give out has an influence on you, so best give
out something positive. And while you're doing that, enjoy these
disgustingly mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic