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Mama Jokes | Part 10 *
(for academic purposes only)
 

  
 
When your mother farts in the cinema, she gets a private viewing.
Yo Mama so poor, she runs after the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Does your dad have this really long, bushy beard?
(No)
Oh, then I saw your mom at the shops yesterday.
Your mother collects ugly children.
Your mam's so fat that when the world goes down, people can still live on her.
Why can't your mother die?
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She is so fat, Death can't get to her.
Every time your dog farts in the car, yo mama rolls up the windows.
Your mum's so fat, she sits next to everybody in the cinema!

 Hunting with yo mama is dead easy. Whatever animal sees her gets paralyzed on the spot.
Your mom's so fat she has to iron her trousers on the street.
Yo momma so fat, when she walks past a television, you miss all three parts of the Lord of the Rings.
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* A small note. It is NOT OK to use YO MAMA JOKES, even the super funny ones, to make real people feel crap. In that game, nobody wins, and although people laugh with you at the time, you'll never get any friends that way.
 
Everything you give out will sooner or later have an influence on you, so better give out something positive. And while you're at it, why not enjoy these mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!





 
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