Super Tasteless Jokes
At a job centre:
Woman: I'm looking for a new
and exciting position!
Man: Excellent, tonight at 6 pm, my
A woman says to a guy, "Roger, did you know you talk
in your sleep?"
The man replies, "Oh… sorry. Is it very loud?"
The woman sighs, "I'm fine but frankly, the other guys in the
office complain that it’s disturbing their sales calls."
Police: "Your husband had a terrible accident. But he will make
Woman: "Wait, what?! I already put a deposit at the
A man goes to a
tobacco shop and shakes the owner by the hand, "Thank you!"
The owner smiles,
"Ah, you are enjoying our fine cigarettes?"
The man answers,
"No, but I am enjoying a very nice inheritance!"
At a psychologist:
Man: “I'm in love with my horse.”
Psychologist: “Is it a male horse?”
Man: “What the… No! Of
course not! That would be disgusting!”
Alfred is now resting in peace.
Oh no, did he die?
he became a participant in a very promising sleep study.
Doctor: “You got poisoned.”
Patient: “Oh no, will I live?!”
Doctor: “Let’s wait 10 minutes, then we’ll know.”
Father on his death bed: “Son, I would like to see my
wife for the last time. Please bring her to my bed.”
goes and comes back in 5 minutes, "Sorry dad, mom says she’s busy
preparing for the funeral service."
Why did the
mathematician want to take his life?
He couldn't figure out
Doctor to the nurse: “Don't worry about the patient
in room 6. He’s just pretending to be sick.”
The next day, the
nurse asks the doctor: “Doctor, what should I do about that patient in
room 6 now? He’s pretending to be dead by not breathing.”
Patient to surgeon: “I'm worried that the operation
will be too expensive.”
Surgeon: “Well, looking at your chances
of recovery, I’m guessing that’s anyway rather a problem for the
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