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NewIf your mom hadn’t jumped in the pool, NASA wouldn't have
found water on Mars.
Yo mamma so fat she shakes down the prices just by walking
through WalMart.Your mom is so ugly she can stop a mob.
Yo mamma so stupid she’s sitting up a tree yelling at
neighbors she’s now the branch manager.Yo mama so fat, her branch of your family tree snapped
clean off.Yo mama is so old and ugly that when the Lord
said, “Let there be light”, he immediately followed it with “Holy mackerel,
wtf is that!”Your mom is so hairy that when people see her the first
time, they freak a little thinking the Planet of the Apes got real.
Yo mama so old she poops dust.Yo mama is
so fat that when her doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease, he
gave her five years to live.Yo mama so stupid, she uses yo
mama jokes on orphans.Yo mama went on a diet the
other week. Everybody was happy and the world hunger was over.Yo mama was really fat. I
mean, before she was buried, the earth was still flat! Your mom
is so hairy she’s a stunt double for King Kong.It hasn’t
been fully established yet whether your mother lives on Earth, or whether
the Earth lives on your mother.Yo momma’s back hair so
thick, she ruined your neighbor’s rake the other day trying to comb it.
Your mom is so overweight
she once boarded a train and the train couldn’t start rolling.
What’s the difference between your
mother and milk? - Milk is also available in a low-fat version.
When yo mama goes to McDonald’s, all the other customers are asked to leave.Your mom
has debts with the bubble gum machine. Yo Mama Jokes