I have hands but I can never clap. What am I?
The clock.
Do trains eat? - Well they do go chew-chew…
Can you name a city where no one ever goes? -
Electricity.
Four elephants go for a walk on a stormy day. They
only have one umbrella. How come none of them get wet?
-
Well, did anybody say it was raining?
What begins with a T, ends with a T and even has T
inside it?
-
A TeapoT.
What's always taken before you can get it?
-
Your picture.
What weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of
feathers?
-
Neither of them, they both weigh a ton!
Question: What has two legs but cannot walk?
Answer: A pair of trousers.
What keeps going up and down but doesn't move? - The
temperature!
The harder you hit me, the greater I become. What am
I?
-
A crater.
A man arrived in a small country town on Friday. He
stayed there for three days and then left on Friday. How is that
possible?
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His horse was called Friday!
Next is
PART 7 (Dad
jokes for kids)
Kids Jokes - Part 1 |
Part 2 |
Part 3 |
Part 4 |
Part 5 |
Part 6 |
Part 7
See also:
Cute Jokes|
Clean Jokes
