Mother knocks on her son’s door, “It’s late. Are you
still behind your computer screen playing video games?“
The son replies, “Of course not. I’m in front of it.”
“One egg asks another egg: “Why are you so hairy?”
“’Cause I’m a kiwi.”
The kangaroo mother got incredibly itchy around her
belly. She opened her pouch and yelled into it:
“How often have I told you not to eat the crunchy cookies in bed!”
What is every pirate’s favorite letter?
(Everyone answers Arrr)
Yeah, you’d think it’s R, but it’s really C!
Teacher: How come you don’t have your homework?
Pupil: I lost it when I was fighting this kid who kept saying you
weren't the best teacher in the school.
How does a school differ from an insane asylum?
Different phone numbers.
The math teacher asks: You have 2 apples in your hand
and then you add another 4 apples in your hand. What do you have?
Little Johnny replies: A very big hand.
“Mummy, could you give me two dollars for this old
man on the street?”
“Oh darling, of course, you’re so nice to think of other people. Where
“There on the corner, selling ice cream for two dollars.”
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a
Lots of blood tests!
Next is PART 6
riddles for kids)
Kids Jokes - Part 1
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