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Dad Jokes for Kids | Part 7

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Dad Joke for Children

 Why does the traffic light go red sometimes?
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So would you if you had to change in the middle of a busy intersection!
How do you start a communication with a fish?
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You drop him a line!
Funny Monkey Solution

Why did the teacher have to visit the eye specialist?
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She just couldn't control her pupils!
Children Cow Animal joke
What did the traffic light say to car?
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Can you look away? I’m changing.
Have I told you the joke about the roof?
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Actually, never mind, it would be way over your head!
Why did the bird have to go to the hospital?
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He was scheduled for a tweetment.
Kid Joke Pencil

Why did the banana have to go see the doctor?
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It was not peeling very well.
Would you fight a dinosaur?

No way, are you crazy?

Good choice, cause you'd get jurass kicked.
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