Why does the traffic light go red sometimes?
So would you if you had to change in the middle of a busy
How do you start a communication with a fish?
You drop him a line!
Why did the teacher have to visit the eye specialist?
She just couldn't control her pupils!
What did the traffic light say to car?
Can you look away? I’m changing.
Have I told you the joke about the roof?
Actually, never mind, it would be way over your head!
Why did the bird have to go to the hospital?
He was scheduled for a tweetment.
Why did the banana have to go see the doctor?
It was not peeling very well.
Would you fight a dinosaur?
No way, are you
Good choice, cause you'd get jurass kicked.
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