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 Geek Jokes

Geek Jokes and Sayings.

 

For those who like some good humor with insider knowledge or a portion of thinking involved.


Romantic relationships can actually be represented in algebra. You for example, have definitely at some point looked at your X and asked yourself Y.

I went on a date with a chess player to an Italian restaurant. With checkered table cloths. It took him maybe half an hour to pass the salt.
 Why are astronauts always so calm and efficient?
 
Zero pressure in vacuum.
I bought a universal remote control today. I’m kind of afraid of myself now…
Moses was leading his people across the dessert to the promised land for 40 years. This was possibly the start of the saying that men refuse to stop and ask for directions.
I’ll never buy a vacuum cleaner. It would only just gather dust.
 Time is money. Therefore, ATMs are time machines.
How can you tell a programmer is an extrovert? When you’re talking to him, he’s looking at your shoes.
Unless you’re the lead dog, your prospect isn’t really very good.
How Long is a Chinese name.
 College is really just kidnapping done backwards. If you don’t give us a ridiculously large amount of money, we’ll send you your child back.
A fine is a tax when you’ve been doing something wrong. A tax is a fine you get when you’ve been doing something right.
Tomato is a fruit, right? Does that make ketchup a smoothie?

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