For those who like some good humor with insider knowledge or a
portion of thinking involved.
Romantic relationships can actually be represented in algebra. You for
example, have definitely at some point looked at your X and asked yourself
I went on a date with a chess player to an Italian restaurant with
checkered table cloths. It took him maybe half an hour to pass the salt.
Q: What happens when eight Hobbits get together? - A: They turn
into a Hobbyte.
IT paradox? - The warmer a computer becomes, the more it freezes.
Why did Thor lose his power of lightning as a teenager? -
Because he got grounded.
My iPod is in Titanic mode right now. It is syncing.
Why are astronauts always so calm and efficient?
Zero pressure in
A programmer gets shopping instructions from his wife: Go buy a cauliflower.
If they have oranges, get two dozens. He comes home with 24 cauliflowers.
A web designer is filling out a form:
Eye color: #008000
I bought a universal remote control today. I’m kind of afraid of myself now…
Moses was leading his people across the dessert to the promised land for 40
years. This was possibly the start of the saying that men refuse to stop and
ask for directions.
There are many things in life that give me great joy. For instance cooking
my children and ignoring commas.
I’ll never buy a vacuum cleaner. It would only just gather dust.
Time is money. Therefore, ATMs are time machines.
How can you tell a programmer is an extrovert? When you’re talking to him,
he’s looking at your shoes.
How Long is a Chinese name.
College is really just kidnapping done backwards. If you don’t give us a
ridiculously large amount of money, we’ll send you your child back.
A fine is a tax when you’ve been doing something wrong. A tax is a fine you
get when you’ve been doing something right.
Tomato is a fruit, right? Does that make ketchup a smoothie? Next Part
Best Geek Jokes