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Geek Jokes

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 Geek Jokes

Geek Jokes and Sayings.


For those who like some good humor with insider knowledge or a portion of thinking involved.

Romantic relationships can actually be represented in algebra. You for example, have definitely at some point looked at your X and asked yourself Y.

I went on a date with a chess player to an Italian restaurant  with checkered table cloths. It took him maybe half an hour to pass the salt.
 Q: What happens when eight Hobbits get together?
A: They turn into a Hobbyte.
IT paradox?
The warmer a computer becomes, the more it freezes.
Why did Thor lose his power of lightning as a teenager?
Because he got grounded.
My iPod is in Titanic mode right now. It is syncing.
Why are astronauts always so calm and efficient?
Zero pressure in vacuum.
A programmer gets shopping instructions from his wife: Go buy a cauliflower. If they have oranges, get two dozens. He comes home with 24 cauliflowers.
A web designer is filling out a form:

Age: 31

Height: 5’9”

Eye color: #008000
I bought a universal remote control today. I’m kind of afraid of myself now…
Moses was leading his people across the dessert to the promised land for 40 years. This was possibly the start of the saying that men refuse to stop and ask for directions.
There are many things in life that give me great joy. For instance cooking my children and ignoring commas.
I’ll never buy a vacuum cleaner. It would only just gather dust.
 Time is money. Therefore, ATMs are time machines.
How can you tell a programmer is an extrovert? When you’re talking to him, he’s looking at your shoes.
Motivation Joke
How Long is a Chinese name.

 College is really just kidnapping done backwards. If you don’t give us a ridiculously large amount of money, we’ll send you your child back.
A fine is a tax when you’ve been doing something wrong. A tax is a fine you get when you’ve been doing something right.
Tomato is a fruit, right? Does that make ketchup a smoothie?

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