And why do you think you’d be academically qualified for this
job, Mr Richardson?”
“I possess a degree of intelligence.”
5 and 2 had an argument.
Schrödinger went to see his cardiologist. The doctor said he has good news,
and bad news.
“If you could invite any historically important person to dinner, who would
be your choice?”
“I’d invite Gandhi.”
“There’d be more food left for me.”
We’ll we’ll we’ll, and if it isn’t the Autocorrect.
What do you call a blind dino?
Yo girl, I put sexy in dyslexia!
Um… hang on a moment though…
How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish guy?
None at all.
Fun fact – did you know that when you take all the nerves from a human body
and align them so they’re forming a straight line, you’ll end up in jail for
a really, really long time?
Why was there a special meeting over at the United Nations when your mom
dropped the plate at Thanksgiving?
Because it meant that Turkey
crashed, there was an uncontrolled territorial expansion of Greece and China
totally shattered to pieces.
A floppy disc is kind of like Jesus, really. It died and became the icon of
I image-googled Rorschach test to see what all the fuss was about. But now
I’m shocked. How can it all be pictures of my girlfriend cheating on me with
On paper, communism sounds like a pretty good idea. Unless what you’re
reading isn’t an actual history book.
I hit some low times, but I won’t let that stop me from throwing parties.
And we’re not having any box-wine, thank you. It will be a lovely
What’s the proof that Cyclops was a pretty bad teacher?
can’t deny he only had one pupil, right?
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