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Geek Jokes | Part 4

The best first: Somebody stole all my lamps. I’m delighted.
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And why do you think you’d be academically qualified for this job, Mr Richardson?”
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“I possess a degree of intelligence.”

Mathematics is the highest form of discrimination.

No number is equal to another!
When a mailman undergoes a gender-change operation, is it acceptable to call her a post-man?!
What do you mean, nothing rhymes with orange?
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It most certainly doesn’t!
You can be as well-mannered and kind as you want, but German children will always be kinder.
Mrs. Fire was Robin Williams’ best movie, without a Doubt!
I was taught by a nun with a really nasty habit.

She used to wipe her nose on it.
I bought a new thesaurus, but it was a waste of money. It is bad.
In other words, it’s bad.
Petunia went to the bathroom. Five minutes later she came out as Pitaenu.
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Why? She had a significant vowel movement.
IT paradox?
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The warmer a computer becomes, the more it freezes.
Schrödinger went to see his cardiologist. The doctor said he has good news, and bad news.
Two demons of hell who work in different departments meet up for a beer and catch up.

“Yeah, it’s really sad in my section right now, everyone’s really upset.”
“Why? What happened?”

“Well, we got a hardcore gamer the other day who died playing. He wiped out half the crew with a chainsaw before we managed to persuade him this isn’t a new level of Doom!”
Fun fact – did you know that when you take all the nerves from a human body and align them so they’re forming a straight line, you’ll end up in jail for a really, really long time?
“Jake, I’m searching for some GDPR specialist, do you know a good one?”

“Yeah, I do, he handled our company website brilliantly, he’s awesome!”

“Fantastic! Can you give me his contact details, then?”

“… Well, no…”
I image-googled Rorschach test to see what all the fuss was about. But now I’m shocked. How can it all be pictures of my girlfriend cheating on me with my dad?
Schrödinger cat walks in a bar … and doesn’t.

Why are snails so slow?

Because if they weren’t, their eyes would be streaming behind them. 
Some less known Chuck Norris factoids:

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can make coal out of a diamond.

Chuck Norris found the last digit of Pi.

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
I need a patch for a really weird bug I’m experiencing – the quest “Find a girlfriend” got set for me on the hardest possible level of difficulty.
Q: What is the difference between a woman and Batman?
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A: Batman knows every night what he’s going to wear.
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