How many surrealists do you need to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to
turn the chameleon, the other to sing clock-ticking to the color green.
Considering that most people get buried in suits, any zombie apocalypse
is likely to be a rather formal affair.
Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
You think it’s a
coincidence?
I have to bring this book about electrons back to the library.
If I don’t,
there might be a charge.
Which US state has rounded ends and is high in the middle? - OhiO.
Q: How many software specialists are needed to screw in a lightbulb? -
A: Not a single one. It’s a hardware issue.
Chuck Norris can talk about the Fight Club.
What did one orphan say to another?
“Oh just go get the
Batmobile, will you Robin.”
What did one DNA ask another DNA? - Do you think these genes make my
bum look fat?
I find it so pretentious when students of engineering call themselves
engineers…
It’s not like medical students walk around calling
themselves doctors or liberal arts students referring to themselves as
unemployed, is it?
Who the hell is Rorschach and why did he paint so many pictures of my
mother?!
Dyslexia killed a vampire hunter one sad night when he attacked a vampire
with a steak.
What does your ex and slinky have in common? It’s nice to watch either fall
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