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Funny Inspirational Quotes | Part 3

Best first: If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you. - Oscar Wilde

     
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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Greg King
We've had "cloning" in the South for years. It's called "cousins"
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Robin Williams
“Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.”

Bill Murray

"I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night."
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Bill Hicks
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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Al McGuire
“Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t cook it!”
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Gordon Ramsay (TV Chef)
I'm not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells
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Richard Pryor
I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde
“I’m sorry I slapped you. It’s just you seemed like you weren’t going to stop talking and I panicked.”

Bill Murray

Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Billy Sunday
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
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Franklin Jones
“I didn’t give you the finger…you earned it.”

Bill Murray
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner.
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Czech proverb

He who laughs.....lasts.
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Erma Bombeck
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
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Socrates
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