Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level
and beat you with experience.
We've had "cloning" in the South for years. It's called "cousins".
“Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in
"I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
“Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t cook it!”
Gordon Ramsay (TV Chef)
I'm not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells
I can resist everything except temptation.
“I’m sorry I slapped you. It’s just you seemed like you weren’t going to
stop talking and I panicked.”
Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.
“A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, “voyeur” was
the actual word she used.”
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a
garage makes you a car.
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
“I didn’t give you the finger…you earned it.”
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner.
He who laughs.....lasts.
means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad
one, you’ll become a philosopher.
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