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Funny and Amazing Quotes | Part 2

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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
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Marilyn Monroe

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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 Chris Rock
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.“
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Chris Rock
As a family we couldn’t decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live.”
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Gary Delaney
Funny Will Ferell Quote

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!
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Will Ferell
“I like holding the door for people who are far away, you know so they have to run a little.”

Bill Murray
“My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop.”

Bill Murray

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.
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Will Ferrell
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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Douglas Adams
“I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like.”

Bill Murray
Off to Azerbaijan!
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Eddie Izzard
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
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Dave Barry
Ah, yes, divorce . . . from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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Robin Williams
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them as much.
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Oscar Wilde
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