My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it
differently when she wrote it in her diary.
Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup.
And what do
you expect for this price? A whole wig?!
I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”.
Good that he will not bother me anymore.
Daddy what is a transvestite?
Ask Mommy, he knows.
Q: Is Google a he or a she?
A: A she, no doubt, because it won‘t
let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
Today I went to a barber’s shop for a shave. The barber asked me to put
a small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my
I asked: “But what if I swallow the ball?”
“No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else.”
What is see-through and smells of carrots?
A rabbit fart.
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it’s an exit.
A pessimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and assumes it is an
The train conductor sees two stupid guys staggering
on train tracks.
Job interview in a psychiatry:
So you’re interested in working
with us. What is your experience with mentally disturbed people?
I’ve been on Facebook for 5 years now.
Very good, the job is yours.
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