The love of your life.
Liar! Chocolate can’t speak!
A detective asks a woman, "So, your husband hanged himself?" Woman
replies, "Yes, that is correct." The suspicious detective continues, "But
why does he have all those bruises on his head?"
"The old fool used
an elastic rope!"
Why don‘t cannibals eat divorced women?
Because they’re bitter.
Q. What’s the worst thing about being lonely?
A. Playing Frisbee.
Question: I have an extra-large nose, three eyes and thirty teeth. What
I’m certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I
talk nonsense and I cannot control my car.
Question: Why did the cow cross the road?
Answer: It wanted to go to
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it
because the thief was still spending considerably less than his wife.
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