Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they’re
really, really good at it.
We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there.
Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was
What do you get when you cross breed a dog and a white shark?
Trouble with the
Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man has come. He says he has an
Doctor: “Tell him I can't see him.”
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says
to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
"I really don't know which kid I'm supposedly being unfair to, according
to my wife, Thomas, Anton, or the fat, ugly one?"
They say you cannot outrun a bear. True, but don’t panic, usually it is
enough to outrun the chubbiest member of your hiking group."
Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?"
"So you can all be
really sad when I die."
Famous last words of the gym teacher? "All spears to me."
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