Two cows meet, one says, "Mooooo!"
The other one is
offended, "Hey, I just wanted to say that!"
Do you know how to make somebody curious?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
I was a doctor for a while but then I quit. I simply didn’t have enough
Why didn’t the Orange drive when the lights turned green again? No
Two penguins meet. One says, “Jesus it is cold today.
hisses, “Shut up. Penguins can’t talk.”
Son: “Am I adopted?”
Dad: “Not yet, it seems nobody is interested.“
Do you know where you can learn to make the best ice cream?
There’s this fascinating book on glue – I just can’t keep my hands off it.
They’ve opened a new shop recently, and it has everything. It’s called
Vegetarian is an old Indian word. Originally, it means “a bad hunter”.
Dad, looking at soy milk: “Holá, milk, soy dad.
How many pears grow on a tree? They all do.
I’ve been looking all day and I couldn’t find a single sock shop. They
all sell them in pairs!
I’m a pro sleeper. I can do it superbly with my eyes closed.
I saw an expiration day on an anti-aging cream. Now that’s just a scam!
I decided, after so many years in the marital bedroom, it was time for a
one night stand. I’ll go back to the furniture shop tomorrow to pick up the
I was told I pick my nose at times. I mean, why would I do that? I’ve
still got the one I was born with!
Cannibals aren’t very sociable. They’re all fed up with people.
I bought a waterbed for your mother and myself, but we started drifting
apart ever so slowly…
Doctor, do these sleeping pills create an addiction?
no worries, I myself have been using them daily for years!
I’ve never liked speed bumps much. But I’m getting over it slowly.
Dad, can I leave the table please?
Sure, as long as you leave it
right where it is.
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