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Good Dad Jokes | Part 4

Best first: Can you put my shoes on, dad?” - “Actually, I think they’re a bit too small for me.”

I went to choir practice. My dad told me not to forget a bucket. I asked why. Dad said, “You’ll need something to carry your tune.”

Have you heard there was a kidnapping at the school?
But it’s fine now, the kid woke up again.
“Can you put the cat out, please?”
“Why, is it on fire?”
What is invisible and smells of carrots?

A little bunny’s fart.
Dad to his daughter: "Never forget, sweetie, you're unique, like everyone else."

How do you call a boat without a rope?
Why is our nose right in the middle of our face?
Well, it is the scenter.
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