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Best Dad Jokes | Part 2

Best first: How much longer is the Amazonas compared to the Nile? [Don't know] By 4 letters.

Two walls arrange a date – “I’ll meet you at the corner.”

“Dad, can you make me a sandwich, please?”

Dad: “Abrakadabra, you are now a sandwich!”
The phone rings.

Dad: What does the caller ID say?

Mom: Private caller.

Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

We only had 4 candles for my cake when I turned 15. My Dad said: “It’s fine. We’ll use them. It is 4 your birthday, anyway.”
“Daddy, what is an alcoholic?”

“Do you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees.”

“Um, Dad - there are only 2 trees.”
"What is a bunny without a carrot?"
“Dad, can you call mom’s phone? She can’t find it.”

“Absolutely! ‘Mom’s phone! Mom’s phone!’”

Did you hear about the new movie constipation? It hasn’t come out yet.
I told my dad that he should embrace his mistakes. He had tears in his eyes. Then he hugged my sister and me.
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