A she, no doubt, because it won‘t
let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
Reporter interviews a man: “Sir, you’ve lived next to this highway for
20 years, do you feel that it has somehow influenced you?” - The
man: “NOOooooo, NOOoooo, NOOooo…”
I’ve never liked speed bumps much. But I’m getting over it slowly.
What is the worst combination of two sicknesses? - Diarrhea and
Alzheimer. You’re running, but you don’t know where.
Which bus never drove on any street?
Have you heard there was a kidnapping at the school? [NO] But it’s
fine now, the kid woke up again.
I was a doctor for a while but then I quit. I simply didn’t have enough
Little Petra asks her dad at breakfast time, “Daddy, can you please
teach me how to make eggs?”
Dad shakes his head, “Nope.”
“But why daddy? I want to learn!“
The dad winks at her, “I can’t
teach you how to make eggs because I’m not a hen.”
I saw an expiration day on an anti-aging cream. Now that’s just a scam!
Problems sleeping? Cut the legs of your bed. You'll sleep deeper.
Daddy what's a transvestite? - Ask Mommy, he knows.
Clever Dad Jokes
Have you heard that popular joke about sidewalks? - I’m
telling you, that thing’s all over town!
Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I’d still feel a lot more
comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike.
“Esrowneve” may look like gibberish, but when you put it backwards, it’s
What do you call an American Bee?