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Best first: What do you call an alligator who knows his way around?
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A navigator.
    
 Corny Jokes

Corny Funny Jokes | Cheesy Humor

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Do you know what makes me smile?
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My facial muscles.

Today I brought a pizza with me on the bus. The driver said: “Hey that is not a restaurant here.” I said: “I know, that’s why I brought my own food.”

Being a 24-year-old virgin sucked, I’m glad nobody can say that about me anymore.
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I’m 25 now.
A dung beetle goes into a bar and asks, "Yo, is this stool taken?"
My mom loves gardening. She was so excited that spring finally arrived, she wet her plants.
What wouldn’t you find in a haunted house?
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A living room.
Where do you bring horses that are sick?
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To the horsepital.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
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An excavator.
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Did you find it funny?
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No.
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Neither did the excavator operator.
Pick up line: Hey girl, I overheard you saying that you’re on the lookout for some STUD! Well I’ve got STD, so all that’s missing now is u…
 Have you been picking your nose again?!
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Why would I?! I’ve had it since I was born!

What should we call an American bee?
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A USB.
What do you call a totally unimportant elephant?
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An Irrelephant.
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