What was a cation doing up a tree? It had been driven up
there by a dogion.
It’s never a good idea to ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich…
Hydrogen accosts oxygen: “Hey you, you stole my electron!”
“No! Are you
“I’m bloody positive!”
H2O is just a shorter way to write HIJKLMNO.
What amino acid is most favoured by pirates? Arrrrginine!
What compound a pessimist cannot live without? Nitrous oxide!
Do you know a good joke about sodium? Na…
A nerdy chemist walks out of an examination and smugly announces to all her
friends: “It couldn’t have been more basic if it had pH -15!”
I keep hearing that alcohol and driving should never go together, so what’s
with the cars that run on ethanol?
Yo mama is so ugly, even fluorine won’t bind to her!I
I told my girlfriend a really good joke about cobalt, radon and yttrium. She
said it was CoRnY.
Best Chemistry Jokes
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