What did water say to sodium? I think you’re overreacting.
What’s so great about ammonia? Personally, I find it pretty base.
Because of its high reactivity, the slogan “If you can’t join ‘em, barium”
Have you got a problem? Call in a chemist. They can always come up with a
What is an acid with a serious attitude problem?
Q: What is any parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent Night.
What is a chemist’s solution to times of hunger? Titrations.
A new element was found and added to the periodic table recently. It is
called Unobtanium and is naturally found in small, flexible green and white
rectangles called bills.
I went to the crappest party of my life yesterday. It was deathly dull and
should have been called an Ode to Bohrium.
Photons have a big advantage at airport check-ins. They are travelling
Cole’s Law – mostly about cabbage, really.
What is the difference between sea lion and a seal? An electron.
Best Chemistry Jokes
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