Q: What was a blonde’s first reaction to a box of Cheerios?
A: "Ooh look! Doughnut seeds!"
What is the leading cause of death in blonde brain cells? - Loneliness.
Why did the blonde only have 3 kids?
Because she read that every
4th child born is Chinese.
What do you call a blonde without breasts?
Leonardo di Caprio.
Q: What do you call it when one blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
My boyfriend always clears the browser
history so we’d have more saving space on our computer. He’s really very
Cindy, 23, blonde.
How do you get a one-armed blonde down from a tree?
Husband says to his blonde wife, “I thought we were going to have rice with
Blonde wife replies, “That’s right, but the cooking
instructions for the rice said I needed 8 cups of water and there are only 6
cups in the cupboard.”
Why does the blonde leave the
bathroom door open?
Because somebody could be peeping at her through
A blonde ordered a pizza. The pizza guy asked
if she wants it cut into six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I
would never be able to eat twelve pieces."
Q: What should you do when a blonde tosses a pin at you?
She has a hand grenade in her mouth.
One day two blondes and a brunette got stuck in an elevator.
blonde starts to yell, “Help!!!”
Then the other one, “Help!!!”
The brunette suggests, “Come on girls, let's scream together, it will be
“OK,” agree the blondes, “Together!!! Together!!!”
Q: How many blonde jokes altogether are there? A: Just three. All the rest
are true stories.
A blonde meets up with an old friend of
hers, a brunette. Their talk goes in the direction of lovers and the
brunette says: “So I slept with a Brazilian…”
The blonde gasps in surprise and asks excitedly, “Wow, so how many is a
On a TV quiz, the show host asks a blonde participant:
“And here goes
a question from the area of science. The question is: If you were in a
vacuum and somebody called your name, would you hear it?”
tilts her head and asks: “And the vacuum would be on or off?”
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* A small note. It is NOT OK to use blonde jokes, funny as they
are, to make actual people feel crap. No-one really wins this
game, and even when people laugh with you at the time, it has
never won anybody any friends worth speaking of.
Everything you give out will somehow influence you, so it's best
to give out something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy
mean and hilarious jokes, you know, for academic