What lies on the ocean bed and is twitching uncontrollably? A
I’ve seen this show about beavers last night – best dam documentary I’ve
Jokes about PMS are NOT funny. Period.
I dig, you dig, she dig, we dig, you dig…the poem may not be beautiful, but
it's certainly very deep.
Why do mathematicians tend to marry larger women?
Because they like
The guests in this hotel are always stealing soaps, shower gels and
shampoos from their rooms.
“I want to win 10 million in the lottery, just like my dad did!”
“OMG, your dad won 10 million in the lottery?!”
“No, but he always
Your shit is my daily bread.
Michael, 36, Sewage worker
Wherever I go, I’m greeted with much warmth.
Derek, 53, Fireman
You’re becoming a vegetarian? I think that’s a big missed steak.
Where do cows like to go in their spare time?
Do you know how they make holy water? They boil the hell out of it!
Velcros are just a big rip-off.
I asked my boss if I can come to work a little late today. He said “Dream
on.” I think that was really nice of him.
One pen to the other: You are INKredible.
Two wi-fi antennas got married last Saturday. The reception was fantastic.
It’s not nice making fun of fat people.
They’ve got enough on their
plates as it is.
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