Very Bad Jokes for Awesome People!
Jokes so
horrible that you need strength to actually like them :-) Are you
strong enough?
Well, Little Johnny, how are your parents?
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They died. Mushroom poisoning.
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That is terrible! So you live
with your uncle, right?
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No, he died. Mushroom poisoning.
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What?! That’s tragic! What about your grandparents?
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They
died too. Mushroom poisoning.
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Good heavens! What are you doing
with yourself then, boy?
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I enjoy picking mushrooms.
Doctor: “Do you like smoking?”
Patient: “No,
why?”
Doctor: “It’s just that they have Black Friday offers for
cremation…”
Doctor: “Thank the Lord, Mr. Brinkleman, for surely through his glory,
you are healed. It is a true miracle.”
Man: “So… I don't need
to pay you?”
“How old are you again?”
“I’m 12, grandpa.”
“Huh, at your age, I was already 13!”
“I am a master of fast calculations.”
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“OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?”
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“22!”
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“Ha ha, that’s wrong!”
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“Might be, but it was fast!”
I bought a Chihuahua for my wife. Chihuahuas are amazing. Despite the huge
ears, bulging eyes and terrible breath, he’s very fond of her.
What did the cowboy say to the cow that stood on the
barn roof?
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Get down, cow!
A man walks in a bar, “Could I have a beer, please?”
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Bartender smiles, “Maybe.”
Peter: “Oh, this joke is old.”
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Michael: “How could it be old when I just heard it yesterday?”
Grandpa takes a walk with his grandson. As they’re passing through the
yard, the grandpa stumbles over a plastic bucket that’s just lying there.
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The grandson perks up: "Ooh, will we go on holidays now, grandpa?"
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Grandpa: "Why are you asking?"
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Grandson: "Well, dad said
that once you kick the bucket, we can afford to go!'"
My bicycle’s gone.
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Did you have a chain on it?
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Yes
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Well, then the chain is gone too.
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